29 Hiking Puns for a laugh

29 hiking puns

Oh gosh, how our editors love a good pun. We were feeling a bit silly, so here’s 29 of the best hiking puns we could come up with.

1. Why did the hiker cross the mountain? To get to the peak-turesque view!
2. Why did the hiker take a water bottle? To stay hydrated!
3. What do you call a hiker who loves to climb? A peak-per!
4. What do you call a hiker who’s always cold? A chill-seeker!
5. Why did the hiker bring a compass? To find their way to a degree of success!
6. What do you call a hiker who always finishes first? A trail-blazer!
7. What do you call a hiker who takes a break? A rest-stop-er!
8. Why did the hiker take a map? So they wouldn’t get lost in translation!
9. What do you call a hiker who never gets lost? A trail-finder!
10. Why did the hiker take a hat? To stay shady!
11. What do you call a hiker who always arrives late? A trail-lagger!
12. Why did the hiker take a rope? To tie up loose ends!
13. Why did the hiker take a backpack? To carry their load!
14. What do you call a hiker who loves to hike? A trek-o-holic!
15. Why did the hiker take a camera? To capture the moment!
16. What do you call a hiker who loves nature? A tree-hugger!
17. Why did the hiker take a first aid kit? To be prepared!
18. What do you call a hiker who’s always hungry? A trail-mixer!
19. Why did the hiker take a flashlight? To light the way!
20. What do you call a hiker who loves adventure? An explor-er!
21. Why did the hiker take a map and compass? To navigate the unknown!
22. What do you call a hiker who’s always happy? A trail-bliss!
23. Why did the hiker take a raincoat? To stay dry in a downpour!
24. What do you call a hiker who loves to run? A speed-hiker!
25. Why did the hiker take a book? To read the landscape!
26. What do you call a hiker who’s always lost? A direction-less!
27. Why did the hiker take a whistle? To call for help!
28. Why did the hiker take a GPS device? To find their way with precision!
29. What do you call a hiker who loves to dance? A trail-shaker!

Hey, we didn’t say they were good!

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